Ask me anything humorous...

Aren't they?

Things I love:
Whole Foods
Caribou Coffee
Poems
Stud Earrings
Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins
Getting Caught in a Rainstorm while Running
Bobby Pins
Yoga

New Fad I think is Ridiculously Homely:
Jeggings- Leggings trying to impersonate jeans.
Total.Space.Nerd.

Total.Space.Nerd.

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3 weeks ago
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Klamidia- let’s see here, that’s K-l-a-m..

Klamidia- let’s see here, that’s K-l-a-m..

(via crimson-red)

2 years ago
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Coffee

Today I started drinking my coffee

Black

Like the men in my office

All the men

And stop with the cream preservatives and the 

Milk

Give up my fear of stained teeth

Like the sweetner I kicked a year ago last

May

When I began graduate school and realized that

Life

Was no longer something sweet

2 years ago
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sammichesforthought:

“I’ve got the school board breathing down my neck like a drunken jock at a rufie party”
-Principal Blackman
(He is everywhere, I swear.)

sammichesforthought:

“I’ve got the school board breathing down my neck like a drunken jock at a rufie party”

-Principal Blackman

(He is everywhere, I swear.)

(via fuckyeahstrangerswithcandy)

2 years ago
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hungoverowls:

“Not moving. Praying for death. Return with Gatorade.”

hungoverowls:

“Not moving. Praying for death. Return with Gatorade.”

2 years ago
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