Today I started drinking my coffee
Black
Like the men in my office
All the men
And stop with the cream preservatives and the
Milk
Give up my fear of stained teeth
Like the sweetner I kicked a year ago last
May
When I began graduate school and realized that
Life
Was no longer something sweet
“I’ve got the school board breathing down my neck like a drunken jock at a rufie party”
-Principal Blackman
(He is everywhere, I swear.)
(via fuckyeahstrangerswithcandy)